having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room
50 Ways to Pretend to Be Smarter
In which Grace teaches you how to fake being smarter than you are in 50 easy steps. Some of them might possibly involve cheese. Maybe.
Today’s paternity leave video is brought to you by the delightful: http://www.youtube.com/dailygraceA+++. Who needs me when there is Grace?
(Alice is doing great. Thanks for all your kind wishes.)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
resisting the urge to scream right now
i am sorry but you may think this is pathetic but this website has done so much more for getting me through my depression than any therapists or friends could. this website is the only damned place where i was free to be who i am and i’m not only accepted for it, i am welcomed for it. People need to know what they are posting about before they go shouting their mouths of about something they clearly know nothing about.
i wonder if attractive people ever look at their reflection and wink or give themselves a high five for being so attractive
